Drinkin’ With My Bitches – Urban Outfitters

My serious dislike for NYE and Xmas celebrations has earned me the nickname ‘Grinch’ by my holiday loving friend who keeps trying to lure me to her festivities with promises of beer and boobs. Tempting indeed yet still not enough to drag me out in to the hell zone known as the silly season. Any other days I am happy to act like a dick and get drunk, but those two days just irk me for some reason. The forced cheer. The Forced family love. The promise of new, better starts. I don’t know. It all seems just a bit too  much for this grumpy old lady.

Somewhat reluctantly I have organised an ‘Orphans Xmas’ in the afternoon of Christmas Day. Reluctantly because it’s almost like I’m planning something cheerful and fun on Xmas. NO!!!!!!!! A lot of my friends have fractured families, or have their families overseas so I just figured we could band together and be grumpy and orphaned at my house. Drinking, eating,  grumbling. Maybe watch some horror films or something un-Christmassy.

I really, really want this banner from Urban Outfitters for my lost souls’ festivities. DRINKIN’ WITH MY BITCHES! Awww yeah. It’s even glittery. I want to hang it above my TV which shall be the centrepiece of my gathering. It seems like a steal at only $14 but postage to my house is $30. Forget that! Iwill just go buy some cardboard and make my own then.

If you are already buying stuff from Urban Outfitters, or if postage is more reasonable to your postcode I strongly recommend you buy this banner here. It is fabulous and I promise you it will make you more popular. Even a grinch like me can party like this.

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